doinitmovin:

demi430:

I want/need every second of this so fucking badly. I can’t even explain how insanely turned on I am by them.


FFUCKKKK

Wow I literally couldn’t breath while I watched this. Getting a lap dances has to be my favorite thing in the entire world. 

(Source: str8-jane)

posted April 24 2014 ; at 12:54 am ; with 12722 notes
via: wanna-be-lesbian ; source: str8-jane

# bye # girls

(Source: emmisnotshortforemma)

posted April 24 2014 ; at 12:53 am ; with 50499 notes
via: herreallifeistragic ; source: emmisnotshortforemma

# *t

iamtheparadoxoflife:

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.

posted April 23 2014 ; at 08:46 pm ; with 226405 notes
via: finefox ; source: deluxetoaster

emilyyaksitout:

mistyfiedpleiades:

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

Wow…

Holy shit, this sounds really amazing. Usually these sound weird….

posted April 23 2014 ; at 10:58 am ; with 56717 notes
via: gayrainbowsparkles ; source: riningear

# music

(Source: pizza-queen)

posted April 23 2014 ; at 10:52 am ; with 497 notes
via: gayrainbowsparkles ; source: pizza-queen

# girls

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(Source: fuckshitpissdick)

posted April 23 2014 ; at 10:49 am ; with 36368 notes
via: damn-i-love-girls ; source: fuckshitpissdick

(Source: andersondaily)

posted April 23 2014 ; at 10:44 am ; with 4251 notes
via: agentbering ; source: andersondaily

(Source: dianostalgico)

posted April 23 2014 ; at 02:12 am ; with 47155 notes
via: further-down ; source: dianostalgico

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

posted April 23 2014 ; at 02:11 am ; with 197526 notes
via: herreallifeistragic ; source: art-of-whore-deactivated2014042

# friend zone

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

posted April 23 2014 ; at 02:08 am ; with 29496 notes
via: herreallifeistragic ; source: awwww-cute

# CATS